{"product_id":"premium-quality-blinker-fluid-in-bottle-copy","title":"Premium Muffler Bearing Oil","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"60\"\u003ePremium Muffler Bearing Oil\u003cbr data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"30\"\u003eKeeps bearings smooth \u0026amp; quiet*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eThe internet said your muffler bearings were bad… so naturally we made the official fix. This premium-grade novelty oil is specially formulated to keep your exhaust bearings running whisper smooth while dramatically reducing “tin can full of rocks” noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eTrusted by backyard mechanics, shade tree professionals, and that one guy who always says “I know what’s wrong with it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"735\"\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e• Compatible with most rusty exhaust systems\u003cbr data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"499\"\u003e• Helps reduce advanced noise technology\u003cbr data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"542\"\u003e• Heavy duty Maine Formula\u003cbr data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"571\"\u003e• Scientifically engineered for high mileage shit boxes\u003cbr data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e• Cold weather certified for “it’ll probably start” temperatures\u003cbr data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"696\"\u003e• Results may be completely imaginary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"748\"\u003eDirections:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"866\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"km01gz\" data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"779\"\u003eShake bottle aggressively\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"o0g5c1\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"820\"\u003ePour directly into muffler bearings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bfdw8w\" data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"839\"\u003eStart vehicle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10v6hb8\" data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"866\"\u003ePretend noise is gone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eWARNING:\u003cbr\u003e• Do not use on functioning vehicles\u003cbr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e• May increase false mechanical confidence\u003cbr data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e• Not responsible for falling exhaust parts, burns, or divorce\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003ePerfect for mechanics, gearheads, garage decor, prank gifts, and anyone who grew up hearing about “muffler bearings.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003eProudly bottled somewhere in Maine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1217\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDesigned and Finished in USA-Maine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fifty 8 and Maine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45626873938022,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/4950\/4870\/files\/mufflerbearingoilinabottle.jpg?v=1778936732","url":"https:\/\/www.fifty8andmaine.store\/products\/premium-quality-blinker-fluid-in-bottle-copy","provider":"Fifty8 and Maine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}