{"product_id":"silence-in-a-can-from-northern-maine-copy","title":"Genuine Shit Box Compression","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eGenuine Shit Box Compression\u003cbr data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"31\"\u003eBecause rebuilding the engine sounds expensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eThis novelty “compression in a can” is scientifically engineered somewhere between a backyard burnout and a bad decision behind the garage. Designed for tired motors, questionable projects, and vehicles held together by hope, rust, and zip ties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eJust pour directly into your engine to instantly restore absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"662\"\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e• Helps vehicles pass other vehicles downhill\u003cbr data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"463\"\u003e• Compatible with most check engine lights\u003cbr data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"508\"\u003e• Cold weather certified to “she’ll start” temperatures\u003cbr data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"566\"\u003e• Maine Tested\u003cbr data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"583\"\u003e• Adds zero artificial horsepower\u003cbr data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"619\"\u003e• Perfect garage shelf conversation piece\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"800\"\u003eA hilarious gift for gearheads, mechanics, weekend wrenchers, and anyone driving a vehicle that probably shouldn’t still be on the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"867\"\u003eNovelty item only.\u003cbr data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"823\"\u003eDo not actually pour into engine. Seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"903\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDesigned and Finished in USA-Maine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fifty 8 and Maine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45626864631910,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/4950\/4870\/files\/shitboxcompressioninacangift.jpg?v=1778936448","url":"https:\/\/www.fifty8andmaine.store\/products\/silence-in-a-can-from-northern-maine-copy","provider":"Fifty8 and Maine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}