Please Don’t Do Coke In Our Bathroom – Lavender Driftwood Soy Candle
Say what you really mean... with a candle. Subtle? No. Effective? Absolutely. This cheeky jar sets the mood and the rules with a calming Lavender Driftwood scent that’s fresh, floral, and a little woodsy—like your bathroom should smell.
Hand-poured in the USA using 100% natural soy wax and a clean-burning cotton wick. No toxic junk, no shady ingredients—just good vibes and better boundaries.
Details:
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Size: 9 oz Amber Jar
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Scent: Lavender Driftwood – a blend of fresh lavender, marine air, and sun-washed wood
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Burn Time: ~40+ Hours
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Wax: 100% Soy
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Wick: Cotton (lead & zinc free)
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Non-toxic, cruelty free, phthalate free, sulfate free, paraben free
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Hand-poured in the USA
Perfect for housewarmings, party hosts, or just a hilarious statement piece for your bathroom shelf.
Designed and Hand-Poured in the USA
