Premium Muffler Bearing Oil
Keeps bearings smooth & quiet*
The internet said your muffler bearings were bad… so naturally we made the official fix. This premium-grade novelty oil is specially formulated to keep your exhaust bearings running whisper smooth while dramatically reducing “tin can full of rocks” noises.
Trusted by backyard mechanics, shade tree professionals, and that one guy who always says “I know what’s wrong with it.”
Features:
• Compatible with most rusty exhaust systems
• Helps reduce advanced noise technology
• Heavy duty Maine Formula
• Scientifically engineered for high mileage shit boxes
• Cold weather certified for “it’ll probably start” temperatures
• Results may be completely imaginary
Directions:
- Shake bottle aggressively
- Pour directly into muffler bearings
- Start vehicle
- Pretend noise is gone
WARNING:
• Do not use on functioning vehicles
• May increase false mechanical confidence
• Not responsible for falling exhaust parts, burns, or divorce
Perfect for mechanics, gearheads, garage decor, prank gifts, and anyone who grew up hearing about “muffler bearings.”
Proudly bottled somewhere in Maine.
Designed and Finished in USA-Maine
