Thanks For All The Orgasms – 100% Soy Candle
A bold way to say... well, thanks. Whether it's a cheeky gift for your partner or just some self-love humor, this candle does the talking for you. Hand-poured in the USA with 100% natural soy wax, a cotton wick, and zero junk—no phthalates, sulfates, parabens, or cruelty here. Burns clean, smells amazing (pick your favorite scent), and looks damn good in its 9oz amber jar with glossy label.
Details:
Scent: Caribbean Teakwood – A bold, masculine blend of teakwood, amber, leather, tobacco leaf, and a whisper of spice. Smooth, sultry, and just the right amount of naughty.
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Size: 9 oz
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Burn Time: ~40+ hours
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Wax: 100% Natural Soy
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Wick: Cotton (lead & zinc free)
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Jar: Amber glass with glossy label
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Hand-poured in the USA
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Non-toxic, gluten free, cruelty free
Perfect for anniversaries, gag gifts, or just setting the mood (again).
Designed and Poured in the USA
